Thursday, January 12, 2023

The Weird, Wonderful World of TUBI

WELCOME, twilight travelers! I'm Elliott Lyndon Harrow, and this is Free Movies To Scare Hell Out of Your Neighbors, a bloggy celebration of the most appalling and inexcusable films in the annals of cinemà, now available free for your viewing pleasure thanks to a streaming service called tubi

Before you read another word, I want you to go straight to tubi's official website and sign up for a free membership. It'll take less than 30 seconds and it's 100% free. No credit card or personal info required, only a simple email address, and I'm sure you have a few of those. This is an important step for reasons which will become apparent. 

Go ahead. I'll wait...

This blog is not affiliated with tubi, by the way, nor do I receive any form of recompense for your referral thereto. However, a free tubi account is essential to your full enjoyment of this blog because every one of the dozens of films I'll be writing about is available free of charge on tubi. Every last one.  

How could it be otherwise? Should I presume to offend you with the scurrilous particulars of Andy Milligan's The Rats Are Coming, The Werewolves Are Here, it would be indecent of me not to provide a means by which to view the film sans frais. Hence, tubi--the world's largest repository of cult horror and exploitation films, all gloriously 100% free! 

Oh Sure, you'll have to put up with a few commercials, but that'll give you time to freshen your drink. And it's a small price to pay for unlimited access to a virtual bottomless pit of cinematic depravity, with such lunatic trash classicks as Andy Milligan's Torture Dungeon, Herschell Gordon Lewis's The Wizard of Gore, and Frank Henenlotter's Frankenhooker. All FREE, for the first time in history!

Join me, won't you? It's gonna be a helluva ride!